Happy International Pet’s Day!
On National Pet Day we wanted to take a moment to share with you our beloved pets! Being probably the most important friends in our households it makes sense to feature them on this special day.
If you had a human job, what would it be? I’d be a personal bodyguard for my human so I’d get to be by her side 24/7 and protect her from any bad guys who make her cry.
What is your hobby? I used to love running around the house! But now given that I’m old, I like to take naps, bark at the delivery guys who come around to deliver my human’s parcels, and sing terribly when no one is at home.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? The giant teddy bear that takes up half my human’s bed and constantly preventing me from getting any cuddles!
If you had a human job, what would it be? Yoga Teacher! I am super flexible and patient with my human beings.
What is your hobby? Making holes everywhere! I think I have made at least 99 holes in many things; my toys, my mom’s shawl, dad’s socks, their leather sofa, computer chairs and cushions!
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? That seat at the dining table every single time, in front of all that glorious food! My mom talks a lot about some Michelin guide and World’s 50 best list, so I’d like to get her seat at these places, please.
If you had a human job, what would it be? A Ball Kid at professional tennis matches because I can’t imagine ever getting tired of chasing tennis balls.
What is your hobby? Looking for my toys around the house. I know all my toys by name – blue lock, fuzzy bunny, bone, rope, squeaky, cat paw etc.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? I would trade places with my border collie sister, I heard she travels in a private jet to Europe. I haven’t even travelled by car across the Causeway!
If you had a human job, what would it be? Supervisor. I walk around the house ensuring that everyone is working at optimal levels of productivity.
What is your hobby? Eating snacks and snuffle matting.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? My younger self, so I could spend one more day chasing squirrels and jumping up into my favourite chair.
If you had a human job, what would it be? Mountain Climber.
What is your hobby? Playing fetch.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? The pillows so I can lie on the human bed all day!
If you had a human job, what would it be? A competitive eater as I always leave my pawrents in awe with my eating speed! I can finish my own food within seconds, and I love to have a quick taste of my brother’s and sister’s food. By the time my mum can get hold of me, I would have already finished half of their food! I would love to show you my amazing eating abilities!
What is your hobby? My hobby is to be the center of attention! I enjoy disturbing my siblings and making them angry.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? I would love to trade places with my mom so I can get to enjoy all the tasty food at home!
If you had a human job, what would it be? Investigator / Spy.
What is your hobby? Tearing apart cardboard and paper bags, bird watching, snuggling with my humans.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? I think I would be a great spy, or a food taster!
If you had a human job, what would it be? Pest Exterminator – I just love to find and violently murder any insects that dare to enter our household.
What is your hobby? Tissue Artist – Can’t get enough of shredding tissue and leaving it for Mama and Papa to find. They don’t seem to appreciate my God-given talents, though.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? I would trade places with a human so I could have a day out with Mama ad Papa to all those places she says I am not allowed to be at.
If you had a human job, what would it be? CEO as I am the head of the herd and ensure everything on the farm runs smoothly and everyone listens to me.
What is your hobby? I love eating grass, eating crunch and rubbing my head into the human farmers as much as I can.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? My farmers so that I could get out and wonder down the back lane and eat as much brambles. trees and flowers that I wanted.
If you had a human job, what would it be? A lifeguard.
What do you like most about your human's job? The days they are working from home as I get lots of extra cuddles.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? A chef so I can spend my days eating everything in sight that my humans refuse to give me.
If you had a human job, what would it be? Security Guard. I keep watch and ensure my humans know if there are any disturbances.
What is your hobby? Watching TV with my humans. I love to see how animals in other universes live. I especially like Ewoks.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? A lifeguard, so I could spend all day by the water.
If you had a human job, what would it be? Screening officer. I assess the humans I meet by sniffing and see their interaction with me. If I start wagging my tail excitedly, I approve that human. But if I start barking, you better run.
What is your hobby? Going for long walks. And when I refuse to head back home, I love to sit and protest!
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? I'm happy with who I am and would never trade my life for anything or anyone.
If you had a human job, what would it be? A nanny! I absolutely love playing with children and model myself on Nana from Peter Pan.
What is your hobby? Eating, sleeping, playing, repeating.
If you could trade places with anyone or anything for a day, what or who would that be? Anyone who has access to a room full of food!